Apparently it is possible to estimate the value of Love using basic algebra of need, perhaps some calculus, maybe a bit of the geometry of innocence, and a lot of wishful thinking.
You start with:
(Love - 0) / No limit
And other mathematical gobbledygook that I don't understand (since I was this close to flunking Additional Mathematics) ...
Which leads to the conclusion:
1. Love is infinite if X is finite.
2. Love is indefinite if X is zero.
3. Love is infinitely negative if X is negative.
4. Love is imaginary if X is imaginary.