Saturday, May 14, 2011

As if I'm not paranoid enough in rivers ...

... now I hear that crocodiles can traverse oceans. Granted that this was seven million years ago, but since crocodile design hasn't really changed since then, this is pretty scary.

Oh yeah. Crocs are salt tolerant and can survive six months without food. So by the time they reach the beach where you are frolicking innocently, they are starving and you look like a delicious meal.

Humans are doomed.


(Image ganked from here)
Not these crocs, okay? Only scary near escalators.

5 comments:

naz said...

That type of croc is dangerous, another one would be the on land.. "Buaya darat". :P

Snuze said...

The buaya darat variety is easier to exterminate with a few well-chosen words. But the armoured variety with loads of sharp, triangular teeth is the one that fills me with anxiety.

naz said...

Owh. I did not mean to sound insensitive, u r really worried about this.. sorry.

Snuze said...

Hehehe, no worries. It's just that whenever I see the picture of a crocodile or alligator, this atavistic part of me is screaming RRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!! The croc is an apex predator non-pareil, unless you have numbers and a great deal of firepower on your side, you rarely win with a croc.

naz said...

hahaha, imagine going to the beach with M-16 in the backpack n grenades in your purse... LOL

Happy Teacher's day!!!