Monday, February 28, 2011

Amazing Diamond

I have always had a thing for Shara Worden's (aka My Brightest Diamond) voice. She is a trained opera singer with an amazing range and depth as well as texture, though I do not know if she's a coloratura soprano. I first fell in love with Gone Away, one of the best songs to slash your wrist by when pining for a former lover. But what she executed in this video is both cute and awesome and I think you will agree with me that it takes amazing lungs to sing this flawlessly while stamping as hard as she did.

*chin-hands in admiration*

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Life is unfair ...

... kill yourself or get over it.

Oh dear ...

Sadly, the truth hurts.

Priorities ... I has 'em.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Word of the Day

bumbaste (v.)
(1) To beat on the posteriors; hence, to flog, beat soundly, thrash.
(2) ? To finish off, ‘dispose of’ (a can of liquor).

1) I would like to bumbaste him soundly for his penchant of using bombastic terms.

2) Defeated, Ed gazed impotently at the beer he longed to bumbaste.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Hallmarks of a crazy weekend

Just ... *sigh*

Monday, Monday ...

Wake me up when Friday comes around again, okay?

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Valentine's Revenge

Valentine's Day is not just about lovers reconnecting with one another. It could also provide an excuse for the lovelorn to drive down to the love shack to get some.

But one should also be careful to protect oneself to avoid the fate that inspired this song.

Also, if you are a gentleman trapped in a mine with a few dozen another men (or any on a seafaring vessel, or an oilrig, WHATEVER), try not to share the inflated doll that is made available. It is safer to stick to sudoku.

Hysterical history

Lol-tastic stuff of yore.

Deaf by bullet.

 Hipster Einstein is hip.

As worn by Victoria Regina.

Toll collectors: they are everywhere since time immemorial!

Witch hunt: a different prey.

Admit it, it's a manpurse.

For the days you're too lazy to chop your own wood.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Starting your week






But then again:

Happy Monday!

Friday, February 11, 2011

In anticipation of the weekend

All about kicking ass and taking names

The hell?

Have a good one!

Bird brain

I used to think that Woody Woodpecker's ADHD was from the brain damage he incurred during his massive hammering with his beak. Apparently, a woodpecker's brain is protected by its spongy skull, providing amazing shock absorbing capacity.

Does that mean that the reason Woody is so hyper is because of the 'shrooms he ingested instead?

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Minding the typos

Being careless with words have cost a research lab a cited paper, which they had had to retract. Therefore, read the laboratory animal labels carefully, lest you could not repeat your previous outcome.

Oh dear.

Cute picture courtesy of Ms. Joyce Tan.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Love is in the air

These love notes gave me quite the nerdgasm.

Be my Valentine?

Job quiz

Pertinent if you live in a galaxy far, far away.

Happy Monday. :p

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Kickstarting the week

Ah, man ... starting work after a four-day weekend is not gonna be pleasant. So we need some giggles, no?






Is it weekend already?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I heart Jack Sparrow

Most awesome geek humour, EVER

I have tears, man.

Love killer

Keep striking out with potential love interest?

No clue why?

It could be your apalling musical taste that keeps love out of your forlorn grasp. If you are a avid fan of Garth Brooks or Dixie Chicks or other country and western acts, it could be the deciding factor why the boy/girl of your dreams dumps your sorry ass.

It's scientifically documented, yo.