Words to live by.
I wish. Because it would spare me from some really disappointing authors.
Tea time at Hammer's House of Horror.
Libertarians R us?
I want one of these.
It's positively Darwinian.
Your dreams. They have been dashed.
Next on the franchise, yo. It's gonna be a blockbuster.
Any and every excuse to jack off.
If it's friggin' urgent, then invest a dime and call.
You are doing it WRONG.
Theory of relativity proven.
Spoil me and I will END you. Never mess with a biblioholic.
I'm one of the horn-y ones. You?
Good thing I don't people watch.