Valentine's Day is not just about lovers reconnecting with one another. It could also provide an excuse for the lovelorn to drive down to the love shack to get some.
But one should also be careful to protect oneself to avoid the fate that inspired this song.
Also, if you are a gentleman trapped in a mine with a few dozen another men (or any on a seafaring vessel, or an oilrig, WHATEVER), try not to share the inflated doll that is made available. It is safer to stick to sudoku.
2 comments:
alamak ade firewall. but sharing dolls, oh, that's like sharing vibrators! come on!
I know! Guys are so gross. *shudder*
It's Frank Zappa singing "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee". Perhaps you can look it up when you are sans firewall.
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