Waterworks Serenade

Did you ever notice how thin and breathless your voice gets when you have spent the better part of a month coughing your lungs out? In the fantastic acoustics of the shower room, this vocal defect is amplified mercilessly to the auditory torment of your neighbours. Complete with canine and feline accompaniments.

Never mind. I'm still singing this at the top of my lungs during my morning shower, depressing notes bedamned.