Midweek sh*ts and giggles ... naughty stuff

It's all about the n number, baby. Nothing personal.

(Under cut for moar tak senonoh stuff)

You wish, gentlemen. Because a bone spur at that location? IS GONNA HURT LIKE A &*(^(*%.

Waste not, want not, aye?

Stuff that Disney didn't show the kids.

Literal interpretation is not always the best interpretation.

The only Gangnam style tribute I can get behind.

New measuring unit that is not included in the International System of Units.

You really should have known better than to expect to get the last word in an argument with a girl.

Discrimination is an evil word. Totally. *nods*

Um ... this is ... um ... real kind of his Mom. Like, super kind. Um.

Not for the faint hearted or with weak stomach.

If this was in Moby Dick, I'd probably crack open that tome. *sappy romantic*

There's nothing wrong with being an opportunist. Just sayin'.

If women have lasers, men will cease to exist. So thank God evolution don't go that way.