Undercut for total NSFW-ness. You have been warned.
Err ... thank you. I think.
Not gay. No sir. Not gay at all. *whistles Streisand innocently*
Honesty is not necessarily the best policy.
I am so not ready for this zombie apocalypse.
Who needs pockets when they got a beard?
Who's the DJ at the party?
Party time over. Back to work.