YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!
#9
IF YOU GET TIRED YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN!
#8
THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME!
#7
YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME!
#6
FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY!
#5
ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE!
#4
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
#3
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING!
#2
LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!
#1
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
In other words, candy trumps sex any day.
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