The Vader family portrait.
King of the jungle, indeed. :p
Body, mind and soul, yo.
*sigh*
Dinosaurs make everything much better.
This is serpent abuse!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
The small slam syndrome
If you want to know what it means, read this paper. It's one of the reasons why I am grateful I am not a male.
And guys, if you have an urge to do manly home improvement stuff, dispose of the flammable stuff properly before snuffing out your cigarettes. Your buttcheeks will thank you.
And guys, if you have an urge to do manly home improvement stuff, dispose of the flammable stuff properly before snuffing out your cigarettes. Your buttcheeks will thank you.
Midweek sh*ts & giggles
Get away from me! Get away!
Ain't that the truth?
Gotta get your jollies somewhere, y/y?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yee haw!
Monday, January 3, 2011
Germs! Germs! Germs!
Bad news for those who have irrational fear of microbes.
They are EVERYWHERE.
Even in the clouds.
So if you have bacillophobia, kindly remove all those romantic notions of capturing snowflakes on your tongue or scampering about in the rain a la Gene Kelly.
They are EVERYWHERE.
Even in the clouds.
So if you have bacillophobia, kindly remove all those romantic notions of capturing snowflakes on your tongue or scampering about in the rain a la Gene Kelly.
Friday, December 31, 2010
The inedible jam
Yesterday morning, I was caught in an explicable jam along a 1 km stretch long enough to read at least 80 pages of my novel. If you saw a female person who was absorbedly reading while bopping her head absently to whatever was on the speaker while driving in Petaling Jaya, it is likely it was me.
I am sure that many of us, when caught in a traffic snarl, often wishes we were on the other lane. The magical lane next to ours are often moving at a miraculously speedier clip than our own sluggish ooze. But somehow, once you changed lane into said magical lane (after suitably indicating with the car signal, naturally), the magic disappears and the lane you vacated appear to be moving faster than when you were queueing along in it.
Why does this happen? Is it Murphy's Law? Is it God's wrath?
Mathematically, this is the explanation.
In other words: You can never win in a traffic jam.
:p
I am sure that many of us, when caught in a traffic snarl, often wishes we were on the other lane. The magical lane next to ours are often moving at a miraculously speedier clip than our own sluggish ooze. But somehow, once you changed lane into said magical lane (after suitably indicating with the car signal, naturally), the magic disappears and the lane you vacated appear to be moving faster than when you were queueing along in it.
Why does this happen? Is it Murphy's Law? Is it God's wrath?
Mathematically, this is the explanation.
In other words: You can never win in a traffic jam.
:p
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Down South creativity
If you know someone who is damn liat to wash their hands after a visit to the loo, show them this video.
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