Word of the Day

bumbaste (v.)

(1) To beat on the posteriors; hence, to flog, beat soundly, thrash.
(2) ? To finish off, ‘dispose of’ (a can of liquor).

1) I would like to bumbaste him soundly for his penchant of using bombastic terms.

2) Defeated, Ed gazed impotently at the beer he longed to bumbaste.

Hallmarks of a crazy weekend

Just ... *sigh*

Monday, Monday ...

Wake me up when Friday comes around again, okay?

Valentine's Revenge

Valentine's Day is not just about lovers reconnecting with one another. It could also provide an excuse for the lovelorn to drive down to the love shack to get some.

But one should also be careful to protect oneself to avoid the fate that inspired this song.



Also, if you are a gentleman trapped in a mine with a few dozen another men (or any on a seafaring vessel, or an oilrig, WHATEVER), try not to share the inflated doll that is made available. It is safer to stick to sudoku.

Hysterical history

Lol-tastic stuff of yore.

Deaf by bullet.

 

 Hipster Einstein is hip.

As worn by Victoria Regina.

Toll collectors: they are everywhere since time immemorial!

Witch hunt: a different prey.

 

Admit it, it's a manpurse.

For the days you're too lazy to chop your own wood.

Starting your week

Good:

OH. MY. GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!

*swoons*

Bad:

AAAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!

But then again:

Happy Monday!

In anticipation of the weekend

All about kicking ass and taking names

The hell?

 

Have a good one!

Bird brain

I used to think that Woody Woodpecker's ADHD was from the brain damage he incurred during his massive hammering with his beak. Apparently, a woodpecker's brain is protected by its spongy skull, providing amazing shock absorbing capacity.

Does that mean that the reason Woody is so hyper is because of the 'shrooms he ingested instead?

Minding the typos

Being careless with words have cost a research lab a cited paper, which they had had to retract. Therefore, read the laboratory animal labels carefully, lest you could not repeat your previous outcome.

Oh dear.

Cute picture courtesy of Ms. Joyce Tan.

Word abuse ...

... of the four letter variety. Possibly not work safe.

Love is in the air

These love notes gave me quite the nerdgasm.

Be my Valentine?