Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Love killer
No clue why?
It could be your apalling musical taste that keeps love out of your forlorn grasp. If you are a avid fan of Garth Brooks or Dixie Chicks or other country and western acts, it could be the deciding factor why the boy/girl of your dreams dumps your sorry ass.
It's scientifically documented, yo.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
"Those who take a shot whenever a Republican lies ...
... get a designated driver."
This is the kind of politician I could get behind. The guy is articulate, MAKES GREAT SENSE, don't pull punches and is entertaining as all get out.
Go, Rep. Weiner.
This is the kind of politician I could get behind. The guy is articulate, MAKES GREAT SENSE, don't pull punches and is entertaining as all get out.
Go, Rep. Weiner.
When your body hates you
Fever, runny nose, extreme fatigue and burning eyes.
Sounds pretty normal when spring fever hits or you are laid low by the 'flu, yes?
But what if this is because a guy is allergic to his own sperm?
That's right. Those baby-making drops can make a guy sick, even if it is his own ejaculate. Marcel Waldinger and his colleagues of Utrecht University reported of men who developed 'flu-like symptoms after ejaculating/orgasm. Luckily enough, it is a rare illness and can be treated by injecting themselves with their own semen (diluted, natch) over a period of time.
That's right. The only way for these men to keep from having to blow their nose after blowing their load is to inject their own little swimmers into their vein. I doubt they get much of a high from that, but hey, whatever works, right?
Sounds pretty normal when spring fever hits or you are laid low by the 'flu, yes?
But what if this is because a guy is allergic to his own sperm?
That's right. Those baby-making drops can make a guy sick, even if it is his own ejaculate. Marcel Waldinger and his colleagues of Utrecht University reported of men who developed 'flu-like symptoms after ejaculating/orgasm. Luckily enough, it is a rare illness and can be treated by injecting themselves with their own semen (diluted, natch) over a period of time.
That's right. The only way for these men to keep from having to blow their nose after blowing their load is to inject their own little swimmers into their vein. I doubt they get much of a high from that, but hey, whatever works, right?
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Midweek sh*ts and giggles
What??!!
Boudicca: the early years.
A philosophy I could get behind.
I'll take your word for it.
Gentlemen, a Dutch oven is NOT a gesture of affection!
Where are the Child Protection Services when you need 'em?
The good old days.
Giving "The Talk" to kids ...
... is fraught with danger and rife with embarrassment. Being a superhero does not help.
Stolen from here.
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