This explains so much.
Go ahead and make your own mark (provided it's not with bullets).
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
"Those who take a shot whenever a Republican lies ...
... get a designated driver."
This is the kind of politician I could get behind. The guy is articulate, MAKES GREAT SENSE, don't pull punches and is entertaining as all get out.
Go, Rep. Weiner.
This is the kind of politician I could get behind. The guy is articulate, MAKES GREAT SENSE, don't pull punches and is entertaining as all get out.
Go, Rep. Weiner.
When your body hates you
Fever, runny nose, extreme fatigue and burning eyes.
Sounds pretty normal when spring fever hits or you are laid low by the 'flu, yes?
But what if this is because a guy is allergic to his own sperm?
That's right. Those baby-making drops can make a guy sick, even if it is his own ejaculate. Marcel Waldinger and his colleagues of Utrecht University reported of men who developed 'flu-like symptoms after ejaculating/orgasm. Luckily enough, it is a rare illness and can be treated by injecting themselves with their own semen (diluted, natch) over a period of time.
That's right. The only way for these men to keep from having to blow their nose after blowing their load is to inject their own little swimmers into their vein. I doubt they get much of a high from that, but hey, whatever works, right?
Sounds pretty normal when spring fever hits or you are laid low by the 'flu, yes?
But what if this is because a guy is allergic to his own sperm?
That's right. Those baby-making drops can make a guy sick, even if it is his own ejaculate. Marcel Waldinger and his colleagues of Utrecht University reported of men who developed 'flu-like symptoms after ejaculating/orgasm. Luckily enough, it is a rare illness and can be treated by injecting themselves with their own semen (diluted, natch) over a period of time.
That's right. The only way for these men to keep from having to blow their nose after blowing their load is to inject their own little swimmers into their vein. I doubt they get much of a high from that, but hey, whatever works, right?
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Midweek sh*ts and giggles
What??!!
Boudicca: the early years.
A philosophy I could get behind.
I'll take your word for it.
Gentlemen, a Dutch oven is NOT a gesture of affection!
Where are the Child Protection Services when you need 'em?
The good old days.
Giving "The Talk" to kids ...
... is fraught with danger and rife with embarrassment. Being a superhero does not help.
Stolen from here.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Walking down memory lane
I have fond memories of my mother smacking my hands whenever I played around with her typewriter. The keys are hard, definitely not ergonomic and made this amazing clackety sound. I loved it.
And then my Dad got my sister a computer and I ended up being the unpaid home-based secretary for his mosque and political activities. :p
The toy in this video definitely brings back fond memories and ought to be suggested to the luddites who had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
And then my Dad got my sister a computer and I ended up being the unpaid home-based secretary for his mosque and political activities. :p
The toy in this video definitely brings back fond memories and ought to be suggested to the luddites who had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Mad scientists in the kitchen, yo
Julia Child preparing the primordial soup, I kid you not. Granted some of the assumptions of that day has now changed, thanks to more recent findings, but this is still soooo cool. I love that she didn't even bother with a balance; relying only on her trusty measuring spoon to measure the ingredients. I know of some scientists who does the same in the lab *grin* but only when not in view of impressionable young padawan scientists.
At the end of the day, all cooks are scientists, but not all scientists are cooks.
At the end of the day, all cooks are scientists, but not all scientists are cooks.
Comedy hour
Or midweek sh*ts and giggles.
The Vader family portrait.
King of the jungle, indeed. :p
Body, mind and soul, yo.
*sigh*
Dinosaurs make everything much better.
This is serpent abuse!
Friday, January 7, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
The small slam syndrome
If you want to know what it means, read this paper. It's one of the reasons why I am grateful I am not a male.
And guys, if you have an urge to do manly home improvement stuff, dispose of the flammable stuff properly before snuffing out your cigarettes. Your buttcheeks will thank you.
And guys, if you have an urge to do manly home improvement stuff, dispose of the flammable stuff properly before snuffing out your cigarettes. Your buttcheeks will thank you.
Midweek sh*ts & giggles
Get away from me! Get away!
Ain't that the truth?
Gotta get your jollies somewhere, y/y?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yee haw!
Monday, January 3, 2011
Germs! Germs! Germs!
Bad news for those who have irrational fear of microbes.
They are EVERYWHERE.
Even in the clouds.
So if you have bacillophobia, kindly remove all those romantic notions of capturing snowflakes on your tongue or scampering about in the rain a la Gene Kelly.
They are EVERYWHERE.
Even in the clouds.
So if you have bacillophobia, kindly remove all those romantic notions of capturing snowflakes on your tongue or scampering about in the rain a la Gene Kelly.
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