Friday, July 16, 2010

The economics of hygiene

Forget shaking hands. Bum shaking is the way to go!


Queen of hearts said...

Shake butts? LOL! That's why I carry a small bottle of hand sanitiser in my pocket.

Snuze said...

Remember not to lick your hand after using the sanitiser. It is alcohol, after all.

There were cases of children admitted into the ER with neurological symptoms (lack of coordination, slurred speech) and when their blood alcohol was checked, they were drunker than a skunk in rum punch. Apparently, those children have been applying and licking the sanitiser; after all, many of them smell scrumptious!

Queen of hearts said...

Haha! Oh yes..I wrote about that last year.

Snuze said...

Drat! How could I have missed that one?

*scurries off to read*