Showing posts with label deadpan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deadpan. Show all posts

Friday, March 2, 2018

If This World is Wearing Thin and You're Thinking of Escape

Donald Trump's election into the White House felt surreal to me after 8 years of Obama administration. How or why he won, well, them's the break.

But truly, the only defense in the age of Trump is humour.



Post title came from the first line of this song.



Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Midweek sh*ts and giggles.

Because we could all do with a little laughter therapy.



 Joan Rivers' stand on Israel is horrendous, but she was still funneh.


Boy, are your kids gonna have some doozers when they see 
the therapist in twenty years time.


 Gotta practice gratitude, yeah?

All stolen from stand-up-comic-gifs.tumblr.com

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Yeah, I'm a sexist

... and I'm not ashamed of it. All stolen from tumblr.

Again, NSFW. What? I'm an adult. It says so on my birth certificate.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Midweek sh*ts and giggles

NSFW. Not safe to view with beverage in hand or in mouth.

You have been warned.

Monday, February 10, 2014

The week ... it begins again ...

A lot of people have seen the Grumpy Cat. It's kinda emblematic of how Mondays make you feel. See?


The Grumpy Cat inspires memes like ...



 But how do you Disney-fy such a misanthropic critter? Eric Proctor did it.








Awesome, no?

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Our customers are no good to us dead

Good marketing is not just about getting more customers, but also to maintain the existing ones.



Sometimes the universe surprises you, in a good way.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

I'm a little teapot, short and stout ...

Little teapots have big ears. And eyes.



Big time.

Don't drink and drive.

Don't nap while you drive.

Don't text/WhatsApp/take Instagram pictures while you drive.

And most definitely, don't take drugs and drive.

C'mon ... do people have to tell you that?

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Midweek sh*ts and giggles

Words to live by.
I wish. Because it would spare me from some really disappointing authors.

Tea time at Hammer's House of Horror.

Poor Ultraman.


Libertarians R us?

I want one of these.

Compression complete.

It's positively Darwinian.

Your dreams. They have been dashed.

Next on the franchise, yo. It's gonna be a blockbuster.

Any and every excuse to jack off.

If it's friggin' urgent, then invest a dime and call.

You are doing it WRONG.

Theory of relativity proven.

Spoil me and I will END you. Never mess with a biblioholic.

I'm one of the horn-y ones. You?

Good thing I don't people watch.

'Nuff said.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Have a good weekend!

You just can't please everyone

Yeah. That's hot. Right.


Breaking up is hard to do.


How's the scenery viewed from your padded cell?
Forever alone.

I like that word. I used it to hang my friend in Hangman.


Jurassic love.

You are ...mythical.

You are adored, Mr Cumberbatch.

You don't mess with Mr Walken.


I'm a Cumberbitch Peggster Urbabe.


Not unless I'm being chased. And maybe not even then.


No surprise but they are no longer together.